My name is Hyacinth Bucket. I live on Blossom Avenue in a lovely bungelow with gold taps in the bathroom and a three-piece suite that is an exact replica of the one at Sandringham House. I live with my wonderful husband, Richard. We have a son, Sheridan, who is at University you know? I'm known far and wide for my Candlelight Suppers and the tasteful accessories of my table. I have a lovely Garden, a new Luxury Caravan and I once sailed on the QE2. Oh and I almost forgot, I have my very own mobile phone. I do have to constantly check to see if it's been charged. We shall chat later over tea in my Royal Doulton with the hand-painted perriwinkles.